In the Dhar Mann video “Student Cheats On His Exam”, After Mikey’s plan to cheat on his final exam was exposed thanks to the janitor, he is banned from going to legoland with his classmates and is about to be face to face with the principal.
Here’s my opinion on what the Mikey & his principal’s confrontation would be like
(Mikey & Mr Wilson walk to Ms Danvern’s office)
Mr Wilson: Ms Danvern
Ms Danvern: Mr Wilson, Why Are You & Mikey Here, What’s Wrong
(Mr Wilson puts Mikey’s cheat notes on Ms Danvern’s desk)
(Ms Danvern looks at the notes and then angrily looks at Mikey)
Ms Danvern: Mikey, What are these, don’t tell me, are these cheat notes, did you lie about studying for the final exam this whole time and cheat on the exam using them
Mikey: Yes, They Are Cheat Notes, I Did Lie This Whole Time & I Did Cheat
Ms Danvern: WHAT, YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW MAD I AM AT YOU RIGHT NOW, WE THOUGHT YOU COULD BE TRUSTED, MR WILSON TOLD YOU TO STUDY, YOU DON’T DAWDLE, YOU DON’T CHEAT AND YOU DON’T LIE ABOUT IT TO US
(Mr Brown (note: he is not an original Dhar Mann character, he’s a character I made up & added to the story, he is Mikey’s IEP counselor) enters shocked to hear about what Mikey did)
Mr Brown: Did I Hear That Mikey Dawdled, Cheated On His Final Exam & Lied About It?
Ms Danvern: Yes
Mr Brown: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Ms Danvern: Mr Wilson, Call Mikey’s Mom while me & Mr brown deal with Mikey
Mr Wilson: Yes Principal Danvern
(Mr Wilson gets his phone & calls Cathy Miller while Mikey, Ms Danvern & Mr Brown have a talk)
Ms Danvern: I really hope you learned that if you cheat, you can never get ahead this time because for your punishment, you will write “If You Cheat, You Can Never Get Ahead” twice on Mr Wilson’s whiteboard (Note: Mikey was forced to do that in the extended cut of the video), and haven’t I warned you if you fail the final exam you will have to go to summer school and that 13 balloons will pop (Note: this is a behavior system at Mikey’s school that I made up, there are 16 balloons in the system, as long as a student is well behaved & follows the rules, no balloons will pop, if no balloons pop for 1 whole month, the student will get a day off, if no balloons pop for 2 months, the student will get a week off, if no balloons pop for 3 months and up, the student will get a month off, if the student is in the least amount of trouble & gets a warning, still, no balloons will pop but if the student behaves very badly or breaks a rule, that’s when balloons pop, and everytime a balloon pops, the student is punished, the punishment the student gets depends on how many balloons pop, 1 Balloon Pops = 1 Day of Community Service, 2 Balloons Pop = 2 Days of Community Service, 3 Balloons Pop = 1 Week of Community Service, 4 Balloons Pop = 1 Month of Community Service, 5 Balloons Pop = Community Service for the rest of the year, 6 Balloons Pop = Lunch Detention, 7 Balloons Pop = Before School Detention, 8 Balloons Pop = 1 Day of After School Detention, 9 Balloons Pop = 2 Days of After School Detention, 10 Balloons Pop = 1 Week of After School Detention, 11 Balloons Pop = 1 Month of After School Detention, 12 Balloons Pop = After School Detention for the rest of the year, 13 Balloons Pop = 1 Day Suspension, 14 Balloons Pop = 1 Week Suspension, 15 Balloons Pop = 1 Month Suspension & 16 Balloons Pop = Expulsion)
Mikey: Yes
Ms Danvern: You get suspended for 1 day, Well, you failed your final exam and even worse, you cheated, so, THAT’S IT, originally 13 balloons were going to pop after you simply failed the test, but because you cheated, 14 balloons popped, what happens when 14 balloons pop
Mikey: Why Not
Ms Danvern: Because you don’t learn from it & it makes you look babyish, dawdling is for babies, not for 10 year olds
Mr Brown: Because You Did Not Listen To Your Teacher & Principal, You Are Now Suspended For The Rest Of The School Year, and we are expecting an apology note from you in the fall when your suspension is over, but you will be allowed to move to 6th Grade
Mikey: Really
Ms Danvern: Yes (Note: It’s True, Some Fandom wiki articles on Mikey say that he is allowed to move to 6th Grade despite being caught cheating on his final exam using cheat notes)
Mikey: What A Relief
(Mr Wilson Turns Off His Phone & Puts It Away)
Mr Wilson: Mikey, Your Mom Is On Her Way & She Is Not Happy With You
Ms Danvern: Now Mr Wilson, Take Mikey into your classroom
Mr Wilson: Yes Principal Danvern
(Mikey & Mr Wilson leave Ms Danvern’s office)
What is your opinion on what the confrontation would be like?