Dad is terrible at finances?

Question

Today i was cooking up a nice meat sandwich when the meat dropped onto the floor and it triggered a pavlov doggy response? I saw my dad raw dogging the mail man and felt an irresistible urge to go to costco? I went in, bought 20 kit kats and sharted in the dairy aisle bigly? Now i am at home and i feel dissapointed and guilty? We were saving up cash to go to turkey for our penile extorsion surgery but now we cant? can we replace peniles with kit kats?

Answer 1

Since Daddies are always outside trying to make money to help mommy take care of the famil, they sometims do not actually know what really problems are in the the house like the mother does, so sometimes they spend unnecessary

Answer 2

I'm sorry to hear that your dad is terrible with finances. It sounds like you had an overwhelming urge to buy the Kit Kats, and I understand how you are feeling guilty and disappointed now. I'm not sure if you can replace peniles with Kit Kats, but I suggest speaking to a healthcare professional about your penile extorsion surgery.